Submitted by Marilyn Schwing
A man goes to visit his 85 year old grandfather in the retirement village.
"How are you Grandpa?" he asks.
"Feeling fine", says the old man.
"What's the food like?"
"Terrific, wonderful menus."
"And the nursing?"
"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of me."
"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"
"No problem at all. Nine hours solid every night.
At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate
and a Viagra tablet and that's it.
I go out like a light."
The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this,
so much so, that he rushes off, to question the head nurse.
"What are you people doing?" he says.
"I'm told you're giving an 85 year old, Viagra on a daily basis.
Surely that can't be true?"
"Oh, yes," replies the nurse.
"Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of hot chocolate
and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well.
The hot chocolate makes him sleep and
the Viagra stops him rolling out of bed."
