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dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as
you would expect, decided to check out the brothels nearby. When he got to the
first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80.00 and the girls get $20.00."
Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the street
in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued
until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why, yes
sir, this IS a Union House."
The man confirmed, "And if I pay you $100.00, what cut do the girls
get?"
"The girls get $80.00 and the house gets $20.00."
"That's more like it!" the union man said. So he handed the Madam
$100.00, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.
"I'd like her for the night."
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam, then gesturing to an
85-year old woman in the corner, "but according to Union rules, Ethel here
has seniority.
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priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and
offered her a lift, which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing
her habit to open and reveal a lovely leg.
The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he
stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember Psalm
129?"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove
his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.
Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun
once again said, "Father, remember psalm 129?"
Once again the priest apologized. "Sorry sister but the flesh is
weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and went
on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked
up psalm 129.
It said, "Go forth and seek, further up you will find glory."
MORAL OF THE STORY: Always be well informed in your job or you might miss a
great opportunity
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