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Submitted by Marilyn Schwing

Think twice before having surgery

 

Subject: Think twice before having surgery ! ! !

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God,
she asked, "Is my time up?" God said "No, you have another 43 years, two
months and eight days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
facelift, liposuction, and tummy tuck. She even had someone come and change
the color of her hair. Since she had so much time to live, she figured she
might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another
40-plus years? Why didn't you pull me from the path of the ambulance?"



God replied, "I didn't recognize you."