Submitted by Marilyn Schwing
A customer walks into a restaurant and
notices a large sign on the wall: $500 If we fail to fill your order!
When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant nuts on rye. She calmly writes
down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose!
The restaurant owner comes storming out of the kitchen. He runs up to the
customer's table, slaps five $100 bills down on it and says, "You got me
this time buddy, but I want you to know that's the first time in ten years we've
been out of rye bread!"
