Subject: The Rabbi and the IRS



A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS.

His first assignment is  to audit an old rabbi.  He thinks he'll have a
little fun with the old  rabbi, so he says, "Rabbi, what do you do with the
drippings from  the candles?"

The rabbi says, "We send them to  the candle factory, and every once in a
while they send us a free candle."

The kid says, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?"

The rabbi says, "We send them to the matzoh ball factory and every once in a
while they send us a free box  of matzoh balls."

The kid says, "And what do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?"

The rabbi says, "We send them to  the IRS and every once in a while they send
us a little prick like you."