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Submitted by Deranged
A
woman approaches her priest and tells him,
'Father, I have a problem. I have two talking parrots, but they only know how to
say one thing.'
'What do they say?' the priest inquires.
'They only know how to say, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some
fun?"'
'That's terrible,' the priest exclaims, 'but I have a solution to your problem.
Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two
male talking parrots that I taught to pray and recite the Bible. My parrots will
teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots
will learn to praise and worship.'
'Thank you,' the woman responds.
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two
male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The woman puts
her two female parrots in with the male parrots.
Immediately, the female parrots say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some
fun?'
One of the male parrots looks over at the other male parrot and says,
'Put the beads away, our prayers have been answered.'
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