Submitted by Marilyn Schwing
A woman married and had 13 children. Her
husband died. She soon married again and had 7 more children.
Again, her husband died. But she remarried
and this time had 5 more children.
At last, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher
prayed to the Lord above, thanking Him for this loving woman who fulfilled
His commandment to "Go forth and multiply."
In his eulogy, the preacher said, "Lord,
they're finally together. Leaning over to a neighbor, one mourner quietly
asked, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The neighbor replied, "I think he means her
legs."
