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By
Deranged Member
There
was a midget down in Texas who complained to his buddy that his testicles ached
almost all the time. As he was always complaining about his problem, his
friend finally suggested that he go to the doctor to see what could be done to
relieve the problem. The midget took his advice and went to the doctor and
told him what the problem was.
The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget
dropped his pants. The doctor put him up onto the examining table, and
started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and
told the midget to turn his head and cough -- the usual method to check for a
hernia. "Aha!" mumbled the doc and putting his finger under the
right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said
the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side then snip, snip, snip, snip, snip,
snip, snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to
look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The Doctor
then told the midget to pull up his pants see if they still ached. The
midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's office and
discovered his testicleswere no longer aching.
"Gee, what did you do, Doc?" he asked. The doc replied, "I
cut two inches off the tops of your cowboy boots."
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