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Submitted by Linda Vander Groef
A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs... "Honey pack your bags. I won the lottery." The husband says "Oh my god!!! No shit! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" The wife yells back, "Itdoesn't matter, just get the f--- out!!!"