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Submitted by Linda Vander Groef

A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the
house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs...

"Honey pack your bags. I won the lottery."
The husband says "Oh my god!!! No shit! What should I pack, beach stuff
or mountain stuff?"

The wife yells back,  "Itdoesn't matter,  just get the f--- out!!!"