Man:
Where have you been all my life?
Woman:
Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Woman:
Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman:
Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: So, what do you do! for a living?
Woman:
I'm
a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman:
Do
not enter.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman:
Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman:
If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman:
Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your
wildest
dreams.
FORWARD
ON TO ALL WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS
