Two doctors and an HMO manager are
killed in a train wreck and line up at the Pearly Gates for admission to
heaven. Saint Peter asks them to identify themselves.
One doctor steps forward and says, "I was a pediatric spine surgeon. I
helped hundreds of kids overcome their deformities." Saint Peter says,
"Enter."
The other doctor says, "I was a psychiatrist. I helped rehabilitate
thousands of people." Saint Peter nods and invites him into heaven.
The third applicant steps forward and says, "I was an HMO manager. I
helped countless people get cost-effective health care." Saint Peter
tells him, "You can come in, too." As the HMO manager walks by,
Saint Peter adds, "But you can only stay for 3 days..."
QUICK WIT
A counselor was helping his kids put their stuff away on their first morning
in Summer Camp. He was surprised to see one of the youngsters had an umbrella.
The counselor asked, "Why did you bring an umbrella to camp?"
The kid answered, "Did you ever have a mother?
