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Submitted by Linda Vander Groef

Subject: Hearing Problem


A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his
wife. "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never
hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat
things."
 
"Well," the doctor replied, "go home and tonight stand
about 15 feet from her and say something to her. If she
doesn't reply move about 5 feet closer and say it again.
Keep doing this so that we'll get an idea about the
severity of her deafness."
 
Sure enough, the husband goes home and does exactly as
instructed. He starts off about 15 feet from his wife in
the kitchen as she is chopping some vegetables and says,
"Honey, what's for dinner?" He hears no response.  He
moves about 5 feet closer and asks again. No reply. He
moves 5 feet closer. Still no reply. He gets fed up and
moves right behind her, about an inch away, and asks
again, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
 
She replies, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!"