Submitted by Marilyn Schwing
Avid Golfer
There's a fellow who is an avid golfer. Actually he's a golf fanatic. Every
Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up very early and golfs all
day long.
Well, this one Saturday morning, he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his
clubs out of the closet, and goes out to his car to drive to the course. It is
raining a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed with the rain and the wind is
blowing 50 mph.
He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. From there
he finds that it's supposed to be bad weather all day long. So he puts his clubs
back into the closet, quietly undresses and slips back into bed where he cuddles
up to his wife's back, and whispers, "The weather out there is
terrible."
She replies, "I know. And can you believe my stupid husband is actually out
there golfing?"
QUICK WIT
A father spoke to his son, "It's time we had a little talk my son. Soon you
will have urges and feelings you've never had before. Your heart will pound and
your hands will sweat. You'll be preoccupied and won't be able to think of
anything else."
He added, "But don't worry, it's perfectly normal ... it's called
golf."
