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Submitted by Chris Vander Groef Jr.

Subject: The farmer, the donkey and the well...

 One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.
 The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to
 do. Finally, he decided the animal was old and the well needed to be
 covered up anyway. It just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
 He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a
 shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At
 first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to
 everyone's amazement, he quieted down.
 A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well and was
 astonished at what he saw. With every shovel of dirt that hit his back, the
 donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step
 up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the
 animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty
 soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well
 and trotted off!
 Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of
 dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step
 up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest
 wells just by not stopping, never giving up. Shake it off and take a step up.
 Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
 1. Free your heart of hatred.
 2. Free your mind of worries.
 3. Live simply.
 4. Give more.
 5. Expect less.



 P.S. The donkey later came back and kicked the CRAP
 out of the farmer that tried burying him. The moral of the story:                                                  

When you try to cover your ass, it always comes back to get you.