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The Deranged Member
A
retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for social
security. After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify his
age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.
He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet
at home. "I will have to go home and comeback later". The woman
says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing lots of
curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof
enough for me," & she processed his social security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the
social security office.
She said, "You should have dropped your pants, you might have gotten
disability too."
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