Submitted by Marilyn Schwing
Subject: Condoms
Condom Size Tester
A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.
"What size?" asks the clerk.
"Gee, I don't know." "Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He
goes over to see
Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is
mortified!
He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly. Another guy comes in to buy
condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells,
"Large!"
The guy struts over to the register, pays, and leaves. A high school kid
comes in to buy condoms. "What size?" The kid embarrassed says
"I've never
done this before. I don't know what size." The clerk sends him over to
Sophie in
aisle 4. She grabs him and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"
