Submitted by Marilyn Schwing
Federal Aviation Agency
800 Independence Avenue S.W.
Washington D.C. 20591
Dear Sirs:
I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time
getting our airline industry back on its feet.
Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women,
we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked
woman and, of course, everyone in this country would start flying again
in hopes of seeing a naked woman. We would have no more hijackings, and
the airline industry would have record sales.
Now why didn't Congress think of this?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
