Submitted by Marilyn Schwing
A
middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.
"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing
me for years!
There's nothing you can't tell me."
"This one's kind of strange..."
"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom
in the morning
and heard a plink-plink- plink in the toilet; and when I
looked down, the water was full of pennies."
"I see."
"That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the
bowl."
"Uh-huh"
"That night," she went on, "there were dimes and
this morning there
were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with
me!," she implored . "I'm scared out of my wits!"
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.
"There,
there, it's nothing to be scared about."
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(I'm warning you.....)
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(Still not too late.....delete now!)
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"You're simply going through the change."
