Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how
 important their children are.

 The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into
 a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

 The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he
 walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."
 The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my
 son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your
 Eminence'."

 The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three
 women give her this subtle "Well...?"

 She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard-bodied, well-hung, male
 stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, "My God...."