Submitted by Marilyn Schwing
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since
they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not
yet,"
said the little boy.
His mother tells him he can't have any
breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes
to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and
he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back
in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?
Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a
chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so
you don't get any bacon, for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so,
for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for
breakfast and kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen. The little boy
looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him,
or should I?
