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Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive
blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of
the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
when I'm completely nude."
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the
dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she
hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers.
She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU
were watching!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
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Two
boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Green Bay, WI park when one of the
boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiller. Thinking quickly, the other
boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it and
breaks the dogs neck, saving his friend.
A reporter is strolling by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the
boy. "Young Packer Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal" he starts
writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Packer fan," the little hero replies.
"Sorry, since we're in Wisconsin I just assumed you were" says the
reporter, and he starts writing again.
"Brewers Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he writes in his
notebook.
"I'm not a Brewers fan either," the boy says.
"Oh, I assumed everyone in Wisconsin was either for the Packers or the
Brewers. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.
"I'm a Bears fan," the boy replies.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little Bastard
From Chicago Kills Beloved Family Pet"
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