Submitted by Marilyn Schwing

Hung Chow: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got
 headache, stomachache and my legs hurt, I not come work."

 The boss says: "You know Hung Chow I really need you today. When I
feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me
feel better and I can go to work. You should try that. "

 Two hours later Hung Chow calls:
 "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. By the
 way: You got nice house."