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Animal Joke
A farmer went to the market to buy a new rooster for his hens, as the old one
was a bit worn out... The farmer puts the new rooster in the chicken coop as
soon as he got home so that it could start, what roosters are meant to do,
straight away?
The young, healthy, strong rooster went, straight away, right up to the old
rooster and says ,Ok old timer, time for you to retire”
The old rooster thinks a little and tells the young tough-nut, Lets have a
race around the barn. He who wins will roost the coop. And because you think I'm
worn out you could maybe be kind enough to give me a head start? The young one
says,” Sure, why not, I'm going to win anyway!
So they both get ready behind the barn, got a chicken to cluck GO! and the old
timer took off like a cannon. The young one starts 15 seconds later. They come
round the front of the barn and the young rooster is steadily gaining on the old
one.
The farmer, who's sitting and resting on the front veranda, looks up, sees
what's happening, takes a hold of his shotgun and BANG! Blasts the young
rooster off course and into the barn wall with a splat!
The farmer turns round and says, Bloody 'ell...that's the third gay
rooster I bought this week
Only in
America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58,000 cars out
in the driveway
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